title: The Vanishing Department

author: dicta_contrion

rating: E

tags/content: Forced Proximity, Bickering, Fighting, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Kissing, First Time, Light Bondage, Blow Jobs, Rimming, Resolved Sexual Tension, Getting Together, unusual careers, Post-War

summary: The things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end, even if that involves a lot more form-filling, bickering, covert glancing, miscommunication, and flying furniture than we might expect.

wordcount: 48k

rec notes: I love this for a lot of reasons, primarily because I love the irony of Draco working at a department wrt Vanishing because of his Vanishing Cabinet shit; and also because there are lots lots LOTS of excellent lines in this that didn't make me want to skip a single word - and I get bored pretty easily and start skimming. (I usually don't bookmark fics I don't finish word for word.) This was just hilarious and loads of fun AND I have to say that the character switch POV could not be any better. I like Draco's cynical depression and Harry's... overall idiocy, and tbh this is the kind of fic I could see actually happening in future canon. God.
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