title: Hold the Phone

author: NurseDarry

rating: M

tags/content: Chatting/messaging, phone sex, Ravenclaw Albus, Slytherin Scorpius, written pre-CC

summary: A very drunk Scorpius dials Al and tells him dirty/lame jokes and it leads to something more.

wordcount: 7k

rec notes: this is the most charming thing and it stuck with me since the first time I read it. it has the delightful "liked from afar but didn't really talk much" as precedent; Scorpius's jokes are delightful; and the minor details especially wrt the Potter family are wonderful. also, Al not knowing what to say and just replying LOL is so much (also relatable.) love this one
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